Dear [ redacted ] community,
Today's unprecedented events in the nation's capital reveal just how fragile and precious our democracy actually is. The shocking scene of actual fucking white supremacist storming a government building show how our nation can be torn apart, wow that's crazy.
Now a lot of you have been asking for our stance on this since we do support the CPD and have more programs benefiting them than our actual students. We understand this concern of siding with the CPD in light of these recent events, and to that, we have reflected as a university and have come to a final conclusion. We won't do anything ❤ No❤
You see when you poor bitches keep emailing us and asking us to cut off an educational program rooted in racism that gives us money we simply just can not end it. Yes, we have POC students being forced to tutor cops, yes it makes them uncomfortable to help a system that is working against them, no we will not stop it. So you can keep “ blasting” us on Twitter, we don't care, you're paying full tuition for online school dumbass, piss and cry about it.
To the students of [ redacted ] University, we ask you to turn a blind eye like all the higher-ups are getting paid to do and remember the mission that our school is built on. Yes, the man our school was built around was a patron saint who dedicated himself to serving the poor, but poor people are icky and we need an even bigger basketball gym, we don't care how you feel but instead of saying that we are going to make you take a religion class and ask that you fucking pray on it.
So once again to reiterate, in light of the recent white supremacist uprising we ask that our [ redacted ] students join us in prayer for a peaceful transition and we hope you defend democracy you 20-year-old piece of shit. Also, note that we have support systems through our campus and counseling sessions, but you do have to pay for those sessions after your first three free ones. We here at [ redacted ] University do not support the proud boy's message, but our business frats fucking rock.
Love and support, Prayers all around. Stop calling us out fatties. Money gives us a hard-on.
[ Redacted ] University Staff and Administration. ❤